R.I.P Boney

Napoleon was a brilliant strategist and tactician, but not really a nice guy.
-As far as i can work out anyway . . .

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It's a well established fact that British crime shows are better than American ones.
-Really, it has to be because its just so obvious

ACTUALLY: Maybe i should change 'better' to 'much more intelligent'. Ha ha America, Ha ha.

It, it is??

Reserve is quite another thing to shyness.
-Ah thank you Jane Austen for revealing the intricacies of life.

Oh Just Look at the Time!

Procrastination is just so easy.
-Even when you know you'll really regret it later.

And a Bayonet's Pretty Scary

Three hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
-You, French Minister of Police in 1800, are yet another who believes in the power of words. I salute you.

[Sad Absence of Moderately Clever Heading]

The warmest feeling is that of friendship.
-Sorry to get all sentimental on you guys, but its better than being superficial.

TODAY: On our lovely Queen's birthday I'd just like to thank the Australian Government for remaining a Commonwealth of Britain, so we get Australia day, ANZAC day AND the Queen's Birthday off.

God, for Instance, is Omnipotent

Nothing is more powerful than beauty in a wicked world.
-I think we'll have to meet halfway here Amos Lee, beauty in a wicked world....yeah but i think there are more powerful things/beings.

Elmo Wants to Play!

Illeism is the act of referring to oneself in the thrid person. Scrubs fans for instance would know that Todd calls himself "The Todd" - illeist!
-Yeah, my maths teacher did it the other day and i looked it up . . . .

Deary Me, Four Days Since Last Post?

A hapax legomenon is a word that occurs only once in the written history of a language, the works of an author or a single text. If the word occurs twice it's a dis legomenon or three times, tris legomenon.
-For instance did you knwo that Gvina (גבינה-cheese) is a hapax legomenon of Biblical Hebrew, appearing in Job 10:10 (i havn't checked that, taking reference.com at its word)

My Goodness, Thank You Australia

America has no public recycling system. So you have to pay a private company so you cansave the world!
-Yet another thing to add to my list of "anti-socialist things that make me want to never live in the USA"