Feeling Relaxed Today

Having nothing pressing to do is a sweet feeling.
-I love holidays so much...

Alpha Beta Gamma...

The Ancient Greeks seemed to like names staring with A. I wonder what it was about the letter that they loved so much.....
-Well think about it: Aristotle, Archimedes, Aristarchus, Anaxogoras, Anaximander, Apollonius, Anaximenes.....I'm not making these up either! I approve of this letter very much :D

Sorry for the Unexplained Absence

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
-H.L. Mencken, writer, editor, and critic (1880-1956)

The Great Speech Overhaul

The Great Vowel Shift: Around the end of the 15th century, i think, the way we [English speakers] pronounce long vowels started to change.
No one knows why.......
-And that's why English speakers pronounce some vowels differently to like, all of Europe. Its a problem with us, not them ya arrogant....English speakers!

NOTE: One could replace the word arrogant with ignorant there....it all depends of what you know about the English language. Apparently the GVS explains some of our wacko spelling too.

"Don't Worry, it's Cultural"

'Cultural’ sort of solves problems by explaining that they aren’t really there. (Terry Pratchett - Thief of Time)
-Hahah i thought about this and realised it was actually true to an extent.

Dynamite it!

Sudden inspiration has to be the best thing ever to a person with writer's block.
- This coming from a person who too fequently and inconveniently has it.

For Me, Anyway

It can be a lot harder to follow through on your words when they included 'you' 'homework' and 'do' in the one sentence.
-At least in the holidays. stupid holidays....