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To use bitter words when kind words are at hand is like picking unripe fruit when the ripe fruit is there.
-Oh Thiruvalluvar, you are so philosophic and so right.

I Swear it was a Banana . . .

The fruit that adam and Eve ate was a pomegranate.
-My Modern History teacher, expressing her view on the events in the Garden of Eden.

Disclaimer: As mentioned, this is only a view, a subjectieve opinion, I am by no means suggesting certain knowledge on facts undisclosed in the Bible.