We Call it "Newton's Second Law"

The longer the time interval, the smaller the force.
-who's been studying physics??

School Minus the Teachers + Classrooms Now is it?

Holidays are for spending the same amount of time working as you would on a normal school day - just at home.
-Inferred, my physics teacher, after he suggested we do 6 hours of work a day in our holidays. Um no!

In all fairness that was for one week of the holidays after you'd been away a week, so really it was half the time you work at school (i.e 3 hours a day) but still puh-lease.

Physics as Pinnacle

All subjects at school are learnt solely for the purpose of helping us do physics.
-My very punny physics teacher, when discussing the essay form of many physics questions.

Disclaimer: The term "fact" is applied very loosely to this post. However much my physics teacher may deem it a fact, it may be more appropriate to label it an opinion, or "joke".