Especially if that Neighbour is Mr. Collins

Well well, and what do we live for but do make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn.
-Indeed Mr. Bennet, that may be one aspect of life . . . a very good one at that.

I Dunno About the Rain . . .

All they do in Pride and Prejudice (and, implied, all such books) is kiss in the rain. They are ALL the same.
-Paraphrased: My friend who has, coincidentally, never seen or read Pride and prejudice or any other such books.

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